Ok, this is going to be a long one. Earlier on this year, I interviewed Joe Cornish for SFX magazine, about his debut feature, Attack The Block (loved it by the way Joe!). Seeing as the article has been and gone, I thought it might be fun to stick the transcript for the interview up here. There’s a lot of material I didn’t manage to squeeze into the article, so give it a read. You might want to save it for a long train journey, or an epic poo though, cos it’s really really long. We chatted for around 40 minutes, and Joe was kind, courteous and very funny. Hope you enjoy it! (more…)

They so painful!

Just a quick one this: My feet have been really sore at BMF classes since I started back up in Jan. After about 4-5 minutes, they start to feel almost sprained and almost impossibly painful. After half an hour or so the pain begins to lessen, but I’m not sure what it is. I do a 30 minute walk to the class before hand, so I think they’re warmed up enough. I’ve even tried buying a new pair of running shoes, but that hasn’t helped either. My girlfriend said it might be because my right foot is totally flat.

This didn’t happen last year – anyone got any ideas? Post ‘em in the comments below. Or, if you’ve got some spare, working feet, post ‘em to my house. Thnx.

Oh, and PRO TIP: Don’t go into Google image search and type in ‘Sore Feet’. You will regret it.

You can't really tell, but the shelves are full of pies.

Ok, so I’ve been rubbish. More than a bit rubbish in fact – I haven’t blogged for 5 months. So what have I been doing? Basically, eating pies. (more…)

Yeah. So maybe titling my last “Red or Dead” and then not posting for a few weeks worried those of you out there with a sensitive disposition. Don’t worry, I’m not dead. Or if you were hoping I was, sorry, I’m still alive. (more…)

So last night, after a series of unfortunate events, I ended up taking a big step, via the medium of being shoved. Yes, I became a man. But how did this happen? Read on, gentle reader… (more…)

Matthew's the one in the middle, fact fans.

Sorry about the lack of posts this week – it’s been a rum old time. But to make up for it, I’ve got a lovely treat for you today – an interview with comedian Matthew Crosby, one third of Pappy’s, one of Britain’s best sketch troupes. It’s funny stuff, and he wears glasses and is basically awesome. Read on, gentle reader… (more…)

I’m lying in the mud, full of fear. We could be going over the top at any minute. I look to my left and see 45 and 39. They’re just as scared as I am. Then the command goes out: “DELTA TEAM, MOVE!” (more…)

So last night I tried a new BMF Venue. Excitingly, the BBC were there to watch me do it… (more…)

WARNING. NUDITY INSIDE. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SOME EYES DROPS READY FOR THIS ONE, BECAUSE THIS IS A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. YEAH THAT’S RIGHT. WE’VE MADE AN IMPROVEMENT.  READ ON IF YOU DARE… (more…)

Say What You See: Music Fest in all its glory

After a few busy weeks, I haven’t been posting much. How naughty. But I can at least now reveal what I’ve been up to. Check it out… (more…)