So last night, after a series of unfortunate events, I ended up taking a big step, via the medium of being shoved. Yes, I became a man. But how did this happen? Read on, gentle reader… (more…)

Matthew's the one in the middle, fact fans.

Sorry about the lack of posts this week – it’s been a rum old time. But to make up for it, I’ve got a lovely treat for you today – an interview with comedian Matthew Crosby, one third of Pappy’s, one of Britain’s best sketch troupes. It’s funny stuff, and he wears glasses and is basically awesome. Read on, gentle reader… (more…)

I’m lying in the mud, full of fear. We could be going over the top at any minute. I look to my left and see 45 and 39. They’re just as scared as I am. Then the command goes out: “DELTA TEAM, MOVE!” (more…)

So last night I tried a new BMF Venue. Excitingly, the BBC were there to watch me do it… (more…)

WARNING. NUDITY INSIDE. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SOME EYES DROPS READY FOR THIS ONE, BECAUSE THIS IS A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES. YEAH THAT’S RIGHT. WE’VE MADE AN IMPROVEMENT.  READ ON IF YOU DARE… (more…)

Say What You See: Music Fest in all its glory

After a few busy weeks, I haven’t been posting much. How naughty. But I can at least now reveal what I’ve been up to. Check it out… (more…)