Today I thought I’d have a quick trawl around YouTube and pull out some interesting fitness videos. Some are funny, some are impressive, some are just eyeball-meltingly odd.

#5 – Roots Manuva – Witness The Fitness

Look, I know it’s really old. But it’s still by far the best ever music video shot at a school sports day. I hope that I too will one day be able to return to my primary school a hero.

#4 – Zuzana from Bodyrock.tv

Ok, so this woman is just everywhere on YouTube. She’s racked up millions of views, has a very successful website, and just the craziest abs I’ve ever seen in my life. According to Josh Hillis, Zuzana has around 14% body fat. Now I have literally no idea what that means, but it really can’t be much fun to maintain.

For me, the appeal isn’t watching an attractive woman working up up a sweat in skimpy clothing – I’m not that shallow. No, for me the appeal is entirely in the patio furniture. That discarded ladder, the disassembled table, the plastic chair that’s warped slightly in the sun. I wonder where she bought them from. Did she struggle to get them up the stairs and out onto the balcony? Did she argue with her boyfriend about what colour table to buy? So many questions.

#3 – Men’s Fitness do Parkour

YEAH! Parkour! It’s awesome isn’t it? No-one could make this exciting street sport look rubbish. *cough*

#2 – MikuMikuDance

Easily the oddest thing you’ll see today.

#1 – Poodle Fitness

I stand corrected.