It wasn't even that tasty.

So last night I just completely crumbled, and filled my body with really, really bad food.

One of the reasons I got fat in the first place was my desparately unhealthy diet. I can kid myself that it’s my awesomely busy lifestyle, but it’s just an excuse really. I’m just deeply lazy. You can cook some awesome food quickly if you have a mind to – on Saturday for example, someone made me an amazing salmon fillet that was tasty as heck, and pretty healthy too.

But even that still seems like a lot of effort compared to just dialing up for a pizza. At my worst, I’ve been known to get up to three takeaway pizzas in a week. And it’s not like I’m eating healthily the rest of the time either. Some people have beer bellies – I have a double peperoni belly.

This week I’ve been pretty good with myself, but something just cracked last night and I ordered a lot of food. Sure, there was an evil voucher involved, but in all honesty, I made a pig of myself. Garlic bread, chicken dippers, and a large stuffed crust meat feast pizza. I don’t say this to disgust you – more to disgust myself. Sometimes writing it down is the best way of doing that.

So it ends here. I’m drawing a line in the sand. Or at least, through the pizza menu. I’ve blocked the takeaway sites on my computer. I’ve barred the numbers on my phone. If I can’t do it with willpower, I’ll have to do it with brute force instead.

Now, anyone got any good low-fat recipes? Ideas below please!